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:iconderpplz: I MADE AN COMPUTER ARTING. YAY ME!!!

Holy cock-suck, its been a while since I've been bold enough to attempt to upload something to DeviantART with the website still flipping out for me. I feel this weird sense of belonging and peace...
:iconimconstipatedplz: IT FEELS SO GOOD.

:iconherpderpplz: CRACKY CROSS-OVERS FOR THE WIN!!! I just was all like one night "Hmm... it sure is weird that I have both Christian Religion based and Norse Mythology based characters going on. I'm sure glad they are set in two different stories, because that shit could get pretty awkward fast!"
Then, I wondered... what if they WERE to meet up? How would that one go? So I just HAD to draw it.

Here be Michael and Loki, or my versions of the two fellows. They don't seem to be very pleased to see each other. HERE'S WHY. Christians ain't such big fans of dem crazy Pagans with their fertility rituals and human blood sacrifices, and the Pagans sort of had their culture murdered by Christians. Michael is the Archangel of protection and war, so it makes sense in my silly head that he might have had a bit of influence in the crusades, whether intentionally or by accident...

Loki here would sure as hell be pissed at Christians for damn good reason. Christians re-did some Norse Mythology to make it line up better with Christianity, making Baldr the Jesus character, and Loki the Satan character. No one likes being equated with the most hated figure in ANY religion, let me tell you. They also put Loki in the Baldr death story, when older myths don't really mention him having anything to do with it. Poor guy was framed. Yes, Loki is a dick and a pain in the ass, but he isn't stupid enough to go around killing the favorite son of his blood brother, Odin. THAT'S SUICIDAL. LOKI LIKES LIVING.

Why draw Loki and Michael, you ask? What is the significance?? There is none, Loki and Michael are just my favorites from both sides... and I like the fire vs fire thing they have going there. THE PYROMANIAC IN ME ME GUSTAS VERY HARD.

:iconmegustaplz:

So yus, that is why.

:iconimadplz::iconsaysplz: WHY IS MICHAEL WEARING ROMAN ARMOR, THAT'S SO HISTORICALLY INNACURATE!!!

I know, I know... but I do what I want. Honestly, I have no idea what Angel armor looks like, soooo... I just used some Roman armor because there were a lot of Roman soldiers wandering around during the 1st Century.

:iconfacepokerplz: The thingies in the background are just Michael's sigil and Loki's name in Yee Oldee Nordic Runey Thingies.
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Loki: How dare you compare me to that pitiful excuse for a trickster? He's a failure who's tricks only worked on gullible humans. I've pulled one over the gods himself!
Michael: You think you're call but you're not! You're just some pretty-boy frost giant who went all emo when he found out. Trick the gods? Lucifer still lost and he's more popular than you could ever hope to be! He's a master of propaganda even now. Besides, Father YHWH is followed by half the world. The last people who remembered you were those pillaging Vikings
Loki: At least I'm not God's toady! Your true form may be a four-headded monstrosity covered with eyes of fire and your four wings having a hundred hands, all holding swords, but it doesn't change the fact you're God's bitch!