TODAY I DIE

Once upon a time, I was hurp durp durping around in Tumblr on my ask account and then, low and behold, I find that an Ask Slenderman account is following me... and I just went like:




Because there is nothing that I fear more than Slenderman.

Dudes, no. He's fucking scary as hell, okay? And for those of you who are all like "Hurr hurr, no he isn't. Ahm not scared of a dumb fake thing like Slenderman", you're missing the point. The point of a ghost story is to be scared of it! Jeezuz... And I can't think of many things scarier than some tall ass dude without a face hiding in fucking scary as shit trees to stalk you, drive you insane, then drag you kicking and screaming into a different dimension of pain and suffering. I can get behind that story as a scary story, mmkah? Its a good one. I approve of this ghost story.

_{Plus I had this nightmare one time that he was coming for me and I felt so much fear that my heart still hurt from adrenaline when I woke up. What makes it worse is the stories say that Slenderman visits the dreams of the people he's about to take to drive them insane with pain and fear. I couldn't go back to sleep after that.}

SO I MADE AN ANIMATION DEALER BOPPER TO IMPRESS PEOPLE ON TUMBLR AND DEVIANTART BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO, I GUESS. YAY ME.

And I animated Loki being terrified of Slenderman because he's a pussy. You're welcome.